LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer

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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner.

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The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il

Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE

A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.

and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH

BLOOM TRANSITION

The birds get the hell out of there.

Because they know something's going down

Is he gonna die?

No, it's a medium shot.

Pan, zoom, and slow-mo

means he's the target.

Mysterious hooded man watches

(from a distance)

Take a second to look awesome

Time to go.

Walk in slow-motion

So you still look awesome.

Guard just saw you,

And he's gonna shot you.

But don't mind him

Just keep looking awesome.

That shadow will take care of him

WHITE! Guard says "Stop!"

Just kill him with your awesome

The other got it by an arrow so you're good.

PART THE RED SEA

Hopefully those guards have good armor

No, they don't. Maybe they do

They don't.

Now act like you didn't do it.

They're not buying it...

Target comes out of his shelter

He's distracted by a feather.

He's like, "SHOOT ME!"

He likes feathers.

He looks up when he remembers

Ooh, I LOVE birds!

Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE

Everywhere PEOPLE DIE

Target doesn't die,

HE'S FINE!

Target sends horsemen to die.

Kill the horse, the rider falls down.

Kill the rider the rider falls down.

Target's still fine.

Target nods and some other guards

that were hiding in pillars

COME OUT

and then take their formation

then Target pulls out his sword

then goes to smell his sword

...not sure why.

Mysterious hooded man joined by

other hooded people...

YOUR'E NEXT.

RUN-NING

RUUUUUUUNNING

SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK

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