MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/literal-assassins-creed-revelations/id445857494?i=445857525LnLnDaily Vlogs: http://youtube.com/tobyturner LnLnGame Commentary: http://youtube.com/tobygames LnLnPOSTERS! - http://dft.ba/-TobuscusPoster LnLnFans! http://facebook.com/Tobuscus LnLnShirts! http://bit.ly/TobyShirts LnLnTwitter! http://bit.ly/TobyTwitter LnLnLnLnRecomposed by Brennan Anderson LnLnhttp://brennananderson.com/LnLnLnLnLYRICS:LnLnStargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle.LnLnFade in to the left handLnLnof a sleepy man.LnLnHow'd he fall asleep there?LnLnHelp up the sleepy hooded man.LnLnThat's what beds are for.LnLnDrag him cross the stone floor.LnLnFront shot then a shot from the ceiling.LnLnHe could get carpet burned.LnLnSlow fade.LnLnCut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead.LnLnHolding on a rope.LnLnI am... nauseous,LnLnNow I'm alone, and walking away.LnLnAnd I'm afraid of heights.LnLnOh sh**, how'd I get up here?LnLnIf I fall then I would be dead.LnLnI made it down alright.LnLnI feel great... RAAHH!LnLnGOD! COME ON!LnLnWhoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.LnLnEnter Bald Guy With a Cape.LnLnBreak the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.LnLnThen you see the bald guyLnLnjoined by some other guys.LnLnRUN UP!LnLnIn slow motion, kick a guy in the head.LnLnStab his friend.LnLnSpin around, roll off.LnLnPunch a face.LnLnStart out in slow motion first,LnLnthen use your speed hack.LnLnGrab a sword, use it to deflect.LnLnStab him in the back.LnLnGet down just in time, andLnLnslap him in the face.LnLnFriendly Fire's on, apparently.LnLnWhy unsheath your blade?LnLnMake 'em use their own.LnLnTime out, lemme get my Weap's...LnLnIN SLOW-MO.LnLnI am the first X-Man.LnLnThat joke's ahead of our time,LnLnbut you still gonna die!LnLnWho the hell is that guy?LnLnThe second X-Man.LnLnDon't watch him walk away,LnLnor you'll lose a hidden bladeLnLnand get surrounded.LnLnOOWHITE!LnLnEvil Bald Guy With a Cape.LnLnEzio plans his escape.LnLnBoss waits patiently, Ezio shakes freeLnLnAll the Royal Guards pee themselvesLnLnMain Boss calls them off with his right handLnLnSlow dramatic zoom-pan.LnLnDoesn't phase the hooded man.LnLnCape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.LnLnThen he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first)LnLnHe used to jump off those, anyway.LnLnUnder each of those there's a bale of hay.LnLnAfter you synchronize, Leap of Faith.LnLnNod at the bird PEOPLE DIE,LnLnEverywhere PEOPLE DIE.LnLnLnLnSong is WOODKID - Iron LnLnLnLnLnLnLITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer toby turner tobuscus ubisoft e3 2011 song "trailer song" "literal trailer"