~MUSIC CREDITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111~LnLn^yes I had to make that big and shiny for the world to attempt and seeLnLnLnLnAnother plotless, cheesy movie coming right at ya.LnLnLnLnIn this feature film, a salesman (who happens to be a biker) wants to sell his goods to the various citizens of Liberty City to feed his striving family. However, when a mafia boss refuses his offer of his goods, the boss ends up sleeping with the fishes, brought down by the salesman's hand. As the salesman goes about his business, including a random encounter with his clone(s), the mafia hires a hitman to take him out. During this ferocious chain of events, a fellow Liberty City police officer gets involved with the mess, adding insult to injury. Why can't the salesman be such a nice guy? Because he's a badass, you bitch.LnLnLnLn-Music Credits-LnLn(note that all tracks from Heavy Rain will not be listed; I have a soundtrack containing no titles for the songs, so there is no point in putting them here)LnLn(2:00) "Our House" - MadnessLnLn(2:21) "I'm a Scatman" - Scatman JohnLnLn(2:22)(credits music) "The Priest and the Matador" - Senses FailLnLn(2:25) "Sunday Morning" - Maroon 5LnLn(3:09) "Perfidia" - Xavier Cugat & His OrchestraLnLn(4:06)(7:07) "Windowless Building" - Splinter Cell: Conviction OSTLnLn(4:36) "Horny Old Man" - Daniel PembertonLnLn(4:59) "Burly Brawl" - The Matrix Reloaded OSTLnLn(6:20)(9:38) "Mona Lisa Overdrive" - The Matrix Reloaded OSTLnLn(7:30) "3-D" - I See StarsLnLn(7:33) "Hey Jude" - The BeatlesLnLn(7:37) "_µ?¤" - Parking OutLnLn(7:54) "Mall music" - Dead Rising OSTLnLn(8:16) "Lonely Heart's Club" - Unknown Artist, but it was from SpongebobLnLn(8:30) "Homer's Theme" - The Simpsons: Hit & Run OSTLnLn(9:32) "Haven't Met You Yet (Instrumental)" - Michael BubleLnLn(10:14) "Gematria (The Killing Name)" - SlipknotLnLn(11:11) "Action Suite" - Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb OSTLnLn(11:28) "Death Music" - Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb OSTLnLn(12:01) "Grace & Glory" - Hideki NaganumaLnLn(13:29) "When You're Smiling" - Louis PrimaLnLn(13:50) "Main Theme" - Mafia OSTLnLn(14:04) "Negative Space" - Senses FailLnLnLnLnFUN FACTS:LnLn-The introduction's voicework was ripped straight from Mafia. Gotta love that game, brah.LnLn-The game Brucie was playing was Jet Grind Radio for the Sega Dreamcast.LnLn-The song by "Parking Out" is pretty hard to find (it was for me), as it is a very underrated Japanese punk band.LnLn-The scene that took the longest to perfect was when the hitman was following the salesman through the crowd. The reason being is because in multiplayer you cannot walk in the PC version with a keyboard, so it had to be made in singleplayer while I spawned a walking salesman and followed him as the hitman, making the scene as much to my interest as possible.LnLn-DID YOU KNOW = That the salesman is seen at the very end of The Coffee Mugger?LnLn-I could really care less about a plot and common sense in these kinds of films, I just find it fun making action movies.LnLn-The video was going to be rendered in HDR lighting, but due to technical difficulties it had to be rendered as it is, with an added soft blur around the edges of the film.LnLn-If you know what game I was inspired by to make the tiny "8 years later" part, then you are considered "cool".LnLn-And no, I couldn't fit in a bonus scene this time. Too bad.